tab

- If vegetables are so good, why aren't they for dessert?

- Vacation (n.): Where you are when you COULD be comfortable!

baby

- His parents threw out the baby and kept the bathwater.

- Whipped cream, chocolate, baby oil...what did you have in mind?

lac

- The pot calls the kettle black.

- There is ïî place like home.

hack

- Simulation hackers do it with models.

- Hardware hackers do it with male connectors.

tack

- If it attacks shoot it, if it doesn't die run!

- Like a needle in a haystack.

jacket

- "Whirlpool's mother wore a jacket she had sewn out of dental floss. It was stolen by a monkey who sold it to an albatross. --> The original quote from Meat Puppets"

- "You might be a physics major... if you have to bring a jacket with you, in the middle of summer, because there's a wind-chill factor in the lab."

vade

- "Slightly Less Common Latin Phrase: Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant! May barbarians invade your personal space!"

- "The Invaders/The Time Tunnel/etc. In color! --> The original quote from MST3K"